I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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tequila makes me forget i have legs
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
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HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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