Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
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Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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