I look better un-naked...
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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