Do you still have your period?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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