Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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