so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
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She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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