at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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