This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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