Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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