He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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