They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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