It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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