Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Randomize
