okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
