Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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