Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
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our cab driver is having phone sex.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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