YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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