I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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