He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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