Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
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you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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