im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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