I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Small penises have feelings too.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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