Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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