be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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