Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
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I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
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I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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