Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
25 Women On How They Let Their Oblivious Partners Know They Want To Bone
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.