I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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