Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.