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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.

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• (607): View more from New York

  This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.

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• (619): View more from California

  I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  He was uncircumcised

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  It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!

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• (714): View more from California

  I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics

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• (407): View more from Florida

  he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.

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• (949): View more from California

  My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.

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