You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
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After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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