anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
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There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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