theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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