the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
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Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
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