ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She said her name was "party"
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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