Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.