i just wanna soil my oats bro
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
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If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
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I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.