Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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