i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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