oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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