gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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