it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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