we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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