The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
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What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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