she sounds like chewbacca in bed
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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