New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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