: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
