We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
two words: eviction party
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????