She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates