Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
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did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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