Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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