have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
