Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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