I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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