That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
is this the sara with the beer cane?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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