that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
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SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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