He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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