Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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