butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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