All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Randomize
