I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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